The FTP

Stands for The FounTain Park. Arguably the most legit neighbahood to live in B-Town. Pool side (aka The D-Block) is home to the highest per-capita gang population in the eastern United States.

Andy and Matt live next door to each other in The FTP, and they're both gangsters.

STACKS: "The FTP is so hardcore that I initially thought I was in Miami. DHAT."

The FTP by FTPenis October 10, 2009

theftpos 

Theftpos is the ridiculous practice observed by many businesses that requires a minimum purchase (usually ten or twenty dollars) before you can pay via eftpos.

Theftpos can also refer to any additional charge or surcharge levelled at a customer for using eftpos.

Although theftpos is referred to by the merchant as a "store policy" it is in fact a price gouge applied to people born after 1930 who don't carry cash with them everywhere.

Theftpos at work:

cashier: that'll be thirty cents.
customer: can I eftpos that?
cashier: no, the minimum purchase is twenty dollars.
customer: ...are you serious?
cashier: yes, it's store policy.
customer: god dammit, I should be able to buy gum on eftpos! This is America!
cashier: no, it's Australia

theftpos by kittridge January 23, 2011