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The First Definition 

The first definition, on the day the site was created, 9/12/1999.
Brutal - December 9, 1999
"Anything that makes you sweat"
Man, this morning's calisthenics were brutal.
by Eugene December 9, 1999
It is also almost 25 years old and can be found on page 6 after searching for 'brutal', 6th definition on page 6
Damn I just cant find the first definition on urban dictionary
Well there it was
The First Definition by ._.pres August 25, 2023
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The first definition on Urban Dictionary 

The first fucking word on UrbDic was the man
Nigga 1: Yo what was the first defined word on UrbDic
Nigga 2: Nigga why you smell like piss The first definition on Urban Dictionary was the man

The first Urban Dictionary definition 

It was either "hork", "hella" or "hecka", by alpha mu, all posted on the same date- December 14th, 1999
Person 1: Guys, I found the first Urban Dictionary definition!
Person 2: Wow! And it's from 1999!
Person 1: We finally found it, the holy grail!
Person 3: 1999 is the first Urban Dictionary definition!1!1!!
Person 1 & 2: NO IT'S NOT YOU RETARD, THERE ARE THREE POSSIBILITIES

Angie Josie Robies: The Definition Of Nairobi 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angie Josie Robies: The Definition Of Nairobi 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

Angie Josie Robies; The Definition Of Nairobi: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angie Josie Robies; The Definition Of Nairobi: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

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something urban dictionary says when no one has defined it
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026