Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

The Favre 

the act of sending perverted text messages and pictures of yourself to ones friends, lovers,workers,etc.
it drives my friends crazy when i text them The Favre.
The Favre by kingmojo101 March 9, 2011

Give her the Bret Favre 

To send an image of your junk to a female via a picture message.
Doug: Dude, remember Paige from the bar last night?
Kevin: Yeah. Did you give her the Bret Favre?
Doug: Of course!
Kevin: Did you remember to use the zoom!

The higher you are the fairer the play.

It's a Rahul saying which delineates the causal relationship between ones weed intake and the fairness of one's decision making. This means that when you're high you tend to be more peaceful and fair.
I wanted to get more money from my lawsuit but realised I was being greedy. Thankfully I was high, because the higher you are the fairer the play.

The Folsom Street Faire 

a fair that allows men to wank and ejaculate from apartment windows, landing on people below
we went to the The Folsom Street Faire came home coverd in jizz,

"my defense of fahrenheit is that 69° is ideal weather in fahrenheit but dead people weather in celsius"-Sun Tzu, The Art of War 

"my defense of fahrenheit is that 69° is ideal weather in fahrenheit but dead people weather in celsius"-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"Hey dude check this out, "my defense of fahrenheit is that 69° is ideal weather in fahrenheit but dead people weather in celsius"-Sun Tzu, The Art of War"

Lascia Fare A Me: The Soul Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to oerianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Lascia Fare A Me: The Soul Juvenile Release
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
Load more