Blackening the dog's face

The act of pooing and then wiping the remaining excrement away with puppy embossed toilet paper.

Sam: "I love blackening the dog's face, it wipes the smirk right off him."

Blackening the dog's face by Weeagnus December 14, 2009

Someone who's never been punched in the face 

A sardonic, informal term used to address an obnoxious person. Especially one who often says things to unfairly upset or demean others. It is based on the premise that because people have always chosen to physically restrain themselves around the person in question, they've never had to stop, reconsider and change their offensive behavior.

God, Moe Lester is always such an insufferable little asshole. He's definitely someone who's never been punched in the face.

Someone who's never been punched in the face by NibbaDestroyer April 7, 2021

In Love with the King’s Face 

A person who loves a certain type of face; unconditionally.

A: so who are you going after?
B: The one that looks like King Francois!
A: You always going for that look of face; you are in love with the King’s face!
B: is that bad?
A: you want your men to look as if they were from one tree??? Hahaha

B: oh, pshhhh!

In Love with the King’s Face by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 13, 2023

It's better than a punch in the face. 

A term used in a wide range of situations, from a person having to eat a bag of rubbish to something you could put in a speech.

'the definition may not give much context, but it's better than a punch in the face.'

It's better than a punch in the face. by Bob6372 January 4, 2024

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