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history of the entire world, i guess 

Bill Wurtz makes a 20 minute video where he sings a lot of songs, makes a religion about things, turns the sun into a deadly laser, conquers all... er, most of India, and breaks China a lot.
Dude: Have you seen history of the entire world, i guess?
Other Dude: Duh! THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER!
Dude: Not any more, there's a blanket.

the history of the entire world, i guess 

a genius video made by Bill Wurts, explaining the history of the entire world as he assumed by reading a lot of shit on Wikipedia, from the start of the universe to the current day. you should go watch it and subscribe to him.
"Have you seen "the history of the entire world, I guess"?"
"nope wtf is it"
"It's a funny video explaining the history of the universe"
"why"
"the sun is a deadly laser"

history of the entire world, i guess 

the absolute best video to watch right before you have an exam on world history... it saves lives
DUDE ONE: did you know that the sun is a deadly laser?
DUDE TWO: not anymore because we have a blanket
DUDE ONE: history of the entire world, i guess

history of the entire world i guess 

The most holy youtube video ever. End of conversation.
P1: history of the entire world i guess
P2: *pulls out AK12* you have said the name in vain. YOU MUST DIE

best person in the entire world 

How you would describe someone specifically named Flynn G.
“Wow Flynn really is the best person in the entire world ! What a lad, what a good friend!”

greatest person in the entire world

you :)
you :) are the greatest person in the entire world
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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