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history of the entire world, i guess

the absolute best video to watch right before you have an exam on world history... it saves lives

DUDE ONE: did you know that the sun is a deadly laser?
DUDE TWO: not anymore because we have a blanket
DUDE ONE: history of the entire world, i guess

by imnotnotgay November 5, 2018

pride month

the one month my homophobic mother wont let me go outside cuz of all the pride parades

Gay Kid: Can i go to Main Street with my friends?
Homophobic Mom: NO! I DONT WANT YOU TO PARTICIPATE IN THOSE SATANIC THINGS

Gay Kid: thefuckareyoufuckingtalkingaboutyoubitch?
Homophobic Mom: It's pride month!!!! i have to protect you!!!!
Gay Kid: bitch im still going

by imnotnotgay February 24, 2019