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Replacing the Divot
While hooking up with a girl and attempting to score in her hole, you find that she is very rough down there. In one swift stroke, you rip her pubic hair out and replace the divot in her mouth.
You reach down a girl's pants and find pubic hair. So you rip her pubic hair out and shove it in her mouth ("Replacing the Divot").
Replacing the Divot by Ginelo September 30, 2006
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replace the divots
Golfing idiom for fixing business processes, or repairing relationships--after you have totally destroyed them in the act of rush completing a task or project.
"We totally took a lot of shortcuts in getting this code to launch, but there are a ton of security flaws in it. Let's get a real developer to come in and replace the divots."
"I really threw Steve under a bus at the last meeting, when I said we should scrap his project and his team is a waste of flesh. Maybe I'll take him out to lunch to replace the divots."
"I really threw Steve under a bus at the last meeting, when I said we should scrap his project and his team is a waste of flesh. Maybe I'll take him out to lunch to replace the divots."
replace the divots by World Class Organization January 21, 2015
If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!
A common idiom from 18th century Britain, first coined by Sir John Walters in reference to his ex-lover Caroline Milcke. The original phrasing, “place thy hand on a horse, and be victorious in the divorce.” This obscure idiom was adopted by 19th century romantics and its popularity grew exponentially. As of the early 20th century, the phrase was adapted to its current wording by Elizabeth Williams.
If you touch a horse, you win the divorce! by Lissylooe January 3, 2020
RSVP the Divorce
RSVP the Divorce by DonKehote August 23, 2011
The Devotchkas
The Devotchkas by Myz January 12, 2008
The Divorce Party
A single-issue political party that advocates for a disunion of factions that vitiate each others plans instead of working together to improve their country.
The conspicuous incompatibility of the republican & democratic parties' policies evinced a need for " the divorce party " to advocate for a disunion.
The Divorce Party by MoribundMurdoch May 18, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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