the deskening

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that moment when you slide into your room and break your testicles on your desk

im just havin a good day slidin into my roo- AAAAA MY FUCKING BALLS. this is what happens when you feel the deskening approaching

the deskening by Samuel Rodrigues September 5, 2022

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The dickening

A true force of big dick energy to a female that had particularly been talking shit resulting in her and entire back being blown out and her becoming doctor Xavier

Molly has a big mouth and now she moves shit with her mind because of the dickening

The dickening by Pablo bash August 1, 2019

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The deafening

When you cum in her right ear round 1. And cum in her left ear round 2.

Karen: whats wrong with you this morning? You cant hear anything I’m saying.

Sarah: bobby went crazy last night and said I wasn’t listening so he gave me the deafening m.

The deafening by Jmurder007 January 29, 2022

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The Great Dankening

The period of 2016-2020 starting from the murder of Harambe and ending with the election of 2020 in which the amount and quality of dank memes rose to meet the demands of meme hungry citizens.

Go on out and make some memes, Jimmy. With the Great Dankening in full-swing it's sure to be dank!

The Great Dankening by Sherman Wolf November 17, 2016

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deepening the kiss

Means using tongue or something

Bro 1: *spying on bro 2 and him kissing his girl* omg he's deepening the kiss

deepening the kiss by NO NAMES ARE AVAILABLE March 5, 2022

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the silence is deafening

When way up in the mountains with no sounds, the silence does indeed get to be screamingly loud & deafening!

I doubted what I heard about the silence is deafening until I experienced it firsthand. What an amazing phenomena!

the silence is deafening by Starchylde May 24, 2016

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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