The Crooks 

It’s nothing good.

Friend 1 “this guys the funniest goon in the crooks”

Friend 2 “what the hell is the crooks?”
Friend 1 “exactly.”

The Crooks by Alphonzo123 August 4, 2023

the crookedest street in the World 

Lombard St. in San Francisco, California, USA. It's a 1~way downhill steep street with many switchbacks, is lined by several homes, the speed limit is 5 MPH & it goes from Van Ness to Leavenworth. The views are outstanding!

You won't believe this but I accidentally drove down the crookedest street in the World & didn't find out it was that street until a month later! I swore I'd never drive it again but a week later I did. The views are phenomenal.

the crookedest street in the World by Starchylde April 26, 2015

The crooked

A crooked penis

Don’t get the crooked or you won’t get any girls.

The crooked by Dave the demolitionist March 30, 2019

The Crooklyn Crew 

A rap group consisting of founding members Le Bronx and Sean Cahn, though various rappers from Scarecrow to T-Bag have once been members. Most known for their songs "Persian Bread" and "Straight Outta Uni"

"Shiiit son, you hear the Crooklyn Crew's got beef with Zoo York?"
"Fuck that son, Bronx got rhymes that too hot to touch!"

The Crooklyn Crew by TFE May 28, 2006

the crooked man 

A large razor teeth demon from the lowest depths of hell that takes it's victims and twists them in a crooked way. Only GOD knows why the absolute fuck kids would make a song about this thing.

Sally: "There was the crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile."

*Goes towards John while singing*
John: Fuck off demon summoner.

the crooked man by Sugardaddy52 February 26, 2021

Feed the chooks

To masturbate (male)

"Kevin feeds the chooks!"

Feed the chooks by MeatAxe September 25, 2003

The Cookster 

The Cookster is the one who cooks the best damn meals you've ever eaten!

When a cook does a good job, he receives the name The Cookster.

Hot damn, where's The Cookster at? This meals great!

The Cookster by Secrets September 29, 2005