The crack of dawn

noun;
1. Sunrise.
2. Crack you take when you wake up.
3. Concept that will answer all your questions about God.

1. Frasier: Once I stayed up until the crack of dawn.
Gavin: Wow dude your such a badass.
Eugene: Word.
2. Derell: yo nigga whatup can i hook u up wit sum dope fly shit?
Wendell: nah man not before i get my crack of dawn.
3. What keeps God so high? The crack of dawn. What does God wipe after he takes a shit? The crack of dawn.

The crack of dawn by MisterDot April 21, 2010

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the crack of Dawn

Johnny Depp lover; girl who looks like a pig hater; a sunrise, a bad tan line that looks like a rising sun is comming up above your butt; blingin' blue; bad girl #5; defender of the soccer goal; Bad girl #5 tied with Erin the one and only; laugher from Chris lover of penguins; has a 'history' with Davey

dish soap; her crack is exposed when she bends over

the crack of Dawn by Erin February 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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