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the cheddy

The cheddy is where in the height of summer,on a red hot saturday afternoon,you and yer mate go to tesco and buy 48 cans of stellar,a bottle of black vodka,and a bottle of port,go back to your house,and lock yourself in turn the heating up full blast and consume all of the bought alcohol.When pissed keep shouting THE CHEDDY!!! in a pakistani accent until you drive each other round the bend,you may also attempt to watch switch blade romance at one in the morning,with a diced turkey thigh curry bubbling away on the stove,but by this point you are comatose,and the menu screen music of the film is being drilled into your head as it repeats over and over,you wake at five in the morning sweating cobs,and nearly burning the house down cos the currys still cooking!
fucking hell this cheddy lark is getting me down,its all i can hear,fuck it lets make another black vodka punch!

THE CHEDDY!!!!!!!!! shut the fuck up
by sy22 October 20, 2006
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Biffing the Cheddar

Biffing the cheddar is an ambiguous way of being coy about an action you will or have performed. These acts may be innocent, but are often conveyed with a sexual undertone.
Bro, I spent all night biffing the cheddar to Christi Boner.

Yo Alex! Hurry up in the shitter! What are you- biffing the cheddar in there!?
by GJ_Jerry_G August 11, 2023
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Save the Cheddar

Holding on to your money for something better, Not spending money on something you feel is over priced.
I'm not wasting $53.00 on Adam Carolla at Carolines, I'm gonna save the cheddar.
by MikeSp April 30, 2011
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the ‘cheddar chump’

This silly chump somehow became the 45th president of USA; he has also been called ‘Cheeto’ due to his ?natural skin tone being ORANGE. Twice impeached, he served a single term before voters legitimately removed him. He gathered his minichumps & enablers and finished out his last days with a treasonous insurrection on Jan 6th, 2021.
The ‘Cheddar Chump’ now resides at Mar a Largo in a golf resort clubhouse he calls the ‘southern White House’.
by Modman23 October 14, 2022
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Cheddar the cat

It means a very FAT orange cat who loves eating!
The word "cheddar the cat" means a very overweight cat who is also orange and he likes to eat!

He is very plump and enjoys scratching your walls

"This cat is very fat"
by KokomiSagonomiyascat November 29, 2021
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Cheddar The Dog

Cheddar is a Dog.

Raymond Holt and Kevin Cozners dog.
He often participates as a secret weapon in the 99th Precints Halloween Heists.

Favorite Toy: Mr Hootsworth

Nicknames:

-Good Boy
-Cheddar
-Fluffy Boy
-Cheddar
“Oh Cheddar…”
“Cheddar The Dog
“Our Fluffy Boy
by falifianqueen233 November 25, 2021
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The Smooth Cheddar Attack

A sexual instance wherein the penetrating party - while in doggie style position- abruptly and unexpectedly dispenses easy cheese into the anus of the recipient while simultaneously having intercourse with the vagina. It is often encouraged to punch the female in the face afterwards as an assertion of dominance.
Hey man wtf I'm tryin to munch on these crackers; where's my easy cheese?

About that yo, you remember Helga? She came over last night and I ended up giving her the smooth cheddar attack, complete with a punch to the face.
by Big chees3 September 18, 2013
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