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The Bosom

An alternative and PG-friendly version of "The Tits." Something that is awesome the way a woman's bosom is awesome.
We went to the barbecue, and Uncle MattE's Back Porch Slaw was absolutely The Bosom.
by Uncle Bosom January 2, 2013
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snookie in the bosom

That snookie in the bosom was bomb. Got a poop dick though
by Emk6501 April 1, 2017
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a left queef to the bosom

When a human with a cloaca blasts a queef so powerful it manifests into a gas fist, which throws a punch curving to the left, right into a woman's saggy bag
Oh you think you're funny huh? Well how about i throw a left queef to the bosom right at ya.

BLAST! i missed! Im sorry i tried queefing on yo tits, dont stab me witjlh ya clit. WAIT N-

rest in peace
by Snozingly7 August 14, 2023
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Room for the boom

Having enough space for sex.
Get in the back seat so we got some room for the boom!
by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
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Holding the boom

Holding the boom refers to someone who likes to watch the act of intercourse however never get involved. These people are betas and often have surreal forearm strength. They are typically cucks and would almost rather watch instead of chiming in. If you don’t know what a boom rod is then you’re probably the one holding it.
Richard: hey, did you see that guy watching them from the tree outside their window?
Owen: yea, he’s probably holding the boom.
by Mooncricket6969 March 17, 2021
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The Boom Law

A rule of thumb when planning a project:

"If you can you explosives, then why wouldn't you use explosives?"
"We could use explosives to move these rocks, but is that excessive?"
"According to The Boom Law... nope!"
by MajorGen April 26, 2017
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lower the boom

lower the boom
: 1. To deliver a knockout punch. Prize fight use. ->
: 2. To chatise or punish; to attack with criticism; to treat sternly; to demand obedience. ...
: 3. To prevent another from succeeding; to act in such a manner as to harm another's chances od success.
: From _Dictionary of American Slang_ (1960) by H. Wentworth & S.B. Flexner.
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: lower the the boom on ... This expression refers to the boom of a sailboat -- a long spar that extends from the mast to hold the foot of the sail. In a changing wind, the boom can swing wildly, leaving one at risk of being struck
: As a sailor, the story ran, he had knocked men overboard with a single punch, when he "lowered the boom" on them. (Dempsey & Stearns, _Round by Round_, 1940)

LOWER THE BOOM - "to reprimand harshly, to stop someone from doing something. A boom is a long spar or pole used to extend the bottom of certain sails; or, it can be a spar that extends upward at an angle from the foot of a mast from which there are suspended objects to be lifted. Derrick, the famous hangman during the reign of Queen Elizabeth I, devised the prototype for the ship's boom - a hoist that still bears the inventor's name. Ashore, lowering the boom on someone means to call that person harshly to account. This can be done severely enough to leave one's ears ringing." From "When a Loose Cannon Flogs a Dead Horse There's the Devil to Pay: Seafaring Words in Everyday Speech" by Olivia A. Isil (International Marine/Ragged Mountain Press, McGraw-Hill, 1996)
LOwer the boom as The evil snake Lloyd thought that he and his wench were going to steal all of Joes hard earned money until the beautiful Mrs. Fincher perked high on Jesus mountain top as lovely as and her captivating friend the gracious Mrs. Gail swooped down on the ugly serpent with bad breath and lowered the boom!!! Boom yow! on the scaley beast and knocked him out with a one two punch where he and his rodent wife retreated by the way her name is Debra (hence the term snake in the grass) as the proper authorities hauled them off to prison where they belong. God Bless
by chris a hill April 21, 2008
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