the salem witch trials happened because a man fucked a blueberry bush near a small village where he contracted a rash on his genitalia while watching a naked woman couth frolicking through the prism woods from a afar -1669
“the blueberry bush fucker came back from the dead and fucked my blueberry muffin bro like wtf”
by Snevdnun March 31, 2022
mugGet the the blueberry bush fuckermug.