The Black Man
The Black Man by Jewpanese June 13, 2005
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The Black Man's Kryptonite
A Cool Hot White Women That Is Either PAWG in her 20s or A Hot Cougar with all the Package.
A Very Attractive White Women or Hispanic Women. Black Men Love Them
A Very Attractive White Women or Hispanic Women. Black Men Love Them
Person 1: Hey Bro Did you see that hot White Girl.
Person 2: Yes She Has Us Thirsting Bad Bro We Need To Hit That.
Person 1: Definitely And She Got It All Going On And is The Black Man's Kryptonite
Person 2: Yes She Has Us Thirsting Bad Bro We Need To Hit That.
Person 1: Definitely And She Got It All Going On And is The Black Man's Kryptonite
The Black Man's Kryptonite by I.S Akbar May 15, 2021
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Marcus the black man
A black man, usually known for creepy sightings and strange noises in the woods. Caution, if you are in the woods alone you might start hearing strange things like "the dark is as gay as night" or "dark metamorthithith or even a strange groan that sound like "hurrrdurrr no hablo español hurrrr"
Marcus the black man by hitlers nipple the third June 21, 2014
slapping the black man's knee
To masturbate vigorously.
Friend 1 : "Hey, why weren't you out last night?"
Friend 2: "Sorry, I was slapping the Black Man's knee.
Friend 2: "Sorry, I was slapping the Black Man's knee.
slapping the black man's knee by SwigglesMcGiggles April 7, 2015
Marcus the black man
A black man, usually known for creepy sightings and strange noises in the woods. Caution, if you are in the woods alone you might start hearing strange things like "the dark is as gay as night" or "dark metamorthithith or even a strange groan that sound like "hurrrdurrr no hablo español hurrrr"
Marcus the black man by hitlers nipple the third June 21, 2014
Marcus the black man
A black man, usually known for creepy sightings and strange noises in the woods. Caution, if you are in the woods alone you might start hearing strange things like "the dark is as gay as night" or "dark metamorthithith or even a strange groan that sound like "hurrrdurrr no hablo español hurrrr"
Marcus the black man by hitlers nipple the third June 21, 2014
Sam the black man
Sam-oh Conner oh how I love you
Conner-Sam imma be straight I want yo 12 inch bbc in my tiny ass Sam the black man
Conner-Sam imma be straight I want yo 12 inch bbc in my tiny ass Sam the black man
Sam the black man by D m c February 12, 2023
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