Definitions by Jewpanese

The Black Man

Who The White Man is holding down.

The White Man's always gotta be holdin' The Black Man down.

The Black Man by Jewpanese June 13, 2005

The Blues 

1. A state of depression which becomes the norm after you've spent your whole life being a slave or a sharecropper or another shitty occupation.

2. The result of somebody with the aforementioned problem picking up an instrument and singing about it.

3. A specific chord progression that originated in the 19th Century in the American South from black slaves with the problem mentioned in (1) and the talent mentioned in (2).

Jim the sharecropper was angry at the white man for keeping him down all his life, so he picked up his guitar and became a traveling man, playing The Blues wherever he went.

The Blues by Jewpanese June 13, 2005

schmultz 

Sappy romance in a novel, film, or song.

That movie would have been good had it not been for all that Schmultz.

schmultz by Jewpanese May 20, 2005