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the birth
the birth
Show me the birth certificate
A way of saying "prove it." Inspired by how President Obama had to show his birth certificate to prove that he was, in fact, born in America.
Show me the birth certificate by arkemedes June 1, 2011
Smoking The Birth Cigar
High Brow term for fellatio. Often accompanied by its rarely used cunnilingus counterpart "Swallowing The Placenta."
When was the last time someone smoked your birth cigar?
Dude! I just walked in on the new chick smoking the birth cigar!
Dude! I just walked in on the new chick smoking the birth cigar!
Smoking The Birth Cigar by Bufferkiller September 7, 2011
Paul Rudd Can Birth The Fidels (Ant-Man)
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Paul Rudd Can Birth The Fidels (Ant-Man) by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025
Birth of the cobra
The act of a man folding his balls up on his shaft and plowing them into a woman's roast beef sandwich. Whence said package has been inserted, it is then slowley removed from the meaty creves. This spectacular display is known as the birth of the cobra.
Last night was miraculous, I gave her the birth of the cobra. It was all sloppy, like a triple roast beef sandwich.
Birth of the cobra by MeatMachine August 12, 2008
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