the bearded lady

this is when you are doing the chili dog surprise and the fork in the road at the same time, this will in turn climb up the womans jaw line giving the effect of having a beard.

Oh man, I was with this chick last night and i was giving her the chili dog surprise and she liked it so much she kept her head down and she looked like the bearded lady.

the bearded lady by penh October 9, 2009

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firing the bearded lady

Giving a hand job (or masturbating, if you prefer), to completion

I just finished firing the bearded lady. That feels much better.

firing the bearded lady by bteambeyotches June 1, 2015

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