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The Baddest Ass 

Commonly seen as the biggest ass on campus, but really, deep down, he's a nice guy (NEVER alert him to that fact, however). May also be perceived as "high-feluntant." He is a very special breed of man/pretty much hottest on earth. The degree of good-lookingness markedly increases when he has many brothers. Contrary to common belief, he enjoys children, particularly when he gets to act like one. Tends to be very good in bed. Women are strongly drawn to him. Generally musically inclined and extraordinarily intelligent. May act somewhat emo at times but does not like to be associated with such a group. Philosophically minded and is annoyed easily by ignorant people. Does not respond well to people yelling out his name, such as in the movie "Rocky"-may attack without warning. Also responds to "the Great" or, less commonly, "Professor."
If you see a man who is hot, makes kids laugh, has a guitar/other musical instrument(s) {and plays it (them) well}, enjoys philosophy and smart people, but at the same time is an ass, then you have probably just found the Baddest Ass.
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Baddest of the asses 

When just a 'badass' isn't enough. Applicable for anything or anyone
Bill: Yo! I've been to this pub close by. It's so badass.
Phil: Yeah, I've been there too. It's baddest of the asses bro!!
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008