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Def: Noun, The third floor, right side of Hook Hall at Elon University. The Attic is comprised of eight, good looking gentlemen who enjoy life's pleasures. Nights at the attic are meant for "broing out", or having a rediculous amount of women in a tight area. Also known as "the fratio", "hook 302", and even "not smith hall".

Girl #1: Hey, let's pick up guys outside of Smith Hall tonight!

Girl #2: No way, haven't you heard of the attic? The men up there actually have class.
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Bro #1: Dude, what is that flier doing on the tree?
Bro #2: Didn't you hear? Macy Gray s playing at the attic on friday night!

the attic by brodobaggins October 24, 2008

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the attic show

its a show in the attic a rip of jackass or mom its TOP BANNANA

this the attic show it second to bannans no more

the attic show by manbeast hunter March 30, 2005

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toys in the attic

Insanity or Craziness.

Crazy.
Toys in the attic, I am crazy.
Truly gone fishing.

-Pink Floyd

toys in the attic by Sultan of Hell December 19, 2006

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bats in the attic

Crazy, psycho, wacko, mental.....usually in reference to the female gender.

Mike always knew she had a few bats in the attic but never thought the crazy bitch would resort to stalking him at his job.

bats in the attic by BradAvery1 March 12, 2017

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bunnies in the attic

A euphemism for bat-shit crazy.

She got bunnies in the attic for sure!

bunnies in the attic by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2020

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Spastic in the attic

"Spastic in the attic" Refers to someone who has been or is being ostracised, outcast or neglected due to medical or social reasons.

"Look Buckley, I know I've broken my arm, but I'm not going to be treated like some spastic in the attic!"

Spastic in the attic by James Buckley August 26, 2007

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falcon in the attic

When you are calling bullshit on someone, in essence saying you don't believe their incredible story. So named for the balloon boy story that ended with Falcon (the boy's name) having been hiding in the attic all day while rescue workers chased the balloon across the country.

Matt: So, I was at the bar last night, and I walked up to hit on this girl. She and her two female friends thought I was hilarious. We went back to my place and I fucked all three!

Mike: And you know what I heard? There's a falcon in the attic!

Matt: Huh?

falcon in the attic by ChuckChaser69 March 25, 2010

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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