The Animal

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A beast of a man who on the word practice humps any moving object in sight, esp. Fat Wielert and hot women. He sleeps in a cage and eats raw meat all day. He loves feeding women his monstrous elephant dong.

Look at the animal dry hump fat wielert, he has been at it for the last 2 hours. Damn that is one huge elephant cock.

The Animal by Bob Seger March 23, 2004

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the animal

related to the shocker; a hand gesture also used for pleasuring a lady friend. to do: hold the pointer and middle finger together like a peace sign but with the fingers together. take the remaining three fingers(ring, pinky, and thumb) and put them touching on the tips, creating somthing like a TP. to use: the two fingers(middle and pointer) go in the cooter, while the other three(like a TP) go in via anally. finally when in the rectum, open the TP to create one helluva hole. really a shocker, surprises the hell out of all girls, kinky or otherwise.

"dude she flipped a shit last night when i pulled The Animal."

"wait. you mean you pulled her ass apart with your three fingers and expected her to like it?"

"ya that was kinda dumb"

the animal by synister shadows August 27, 2006

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The Animal

A term Rockaway Beach lifeguards use for the lengthy, often unpredictable journey from Far Rockaway to Manhattan on the A train. The very last thing a local would wish to attempt on a hot summer day.

LG1- gotta ride the Animal today, dreading it.
LG2- what the fuck for?

LG1- job interview.
LG 2-better You than me.

The Animal by Tranquilooo November 28, 2016

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The Animal Game

A game usually played with a group of people. people take turns to participate. To participate in this game you have to follow the following equation :

Animal + sexual act + working position (all of which must begin in the same letter)

Dude 1 - Im bored guys.
Dude 2 - lets play the animal game.
Dude 3 - LETS !!

Dude 1 - Ok. I will go first. Ape Anal analyst !

Dude 2 - Thats good, but its not better than Cat Canoodling Carpenter.
Dude 3 - Leopard Licking Linguist !

The Animal Game by Abu B Sal October 3, 2009

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The Animal Channel

A slang term for Animal Planet. First coined by Charlotte on Jeopardy Kids Week.

Jeopardy Kids Week - July 4, 2011

Alex Trebek: "Cats 101" followed by "Whale Wars" on this Discovery cable channel. Aria?
Aria: What is Discovery Kids?
Alex Trebek: No. Charlotte?
Charlotte: (smiles) What is The Animal Channel?
Alex Trebek: No. Correct response - What is Animal Planet, not The Animal Channel.
Charlotte: (smiles)

The Animal Channel by 20thCenturyFox1953 July 16, 2011

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Ivy the animal take carer

Ivy is the best person to take care of your pets. She is extremely responsible and trustable.

“Hey, do you know any one who would baby sit my hamster?”
“Yah man! I know just the person. Ivy, She the best! She can watch any animals! My turtle is so happy and he loves her! Totally recommend!!”
Ivy the animal take carer best animal baby sitter ever!

Ivy the animal take carer by Takumi123 November 12, 2018

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lorris the animal

The most crazy marijuana smoking OG momboner you know. Down to get wild in any situation and does drugs with hippies.

Bro, you partied like Lorris the Animal last night.

lorris the animal by LorristheAnimal May 3, 2016

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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