the altar boy 

a sexual act following the "two in the pink, eight in the stink" mantra, in which the giver places their two thumbs in the "pink" and eight fingers in the "stink", in a prayer-like hand position.

"totally did the altar boy on her last night, brah"

the altar boy by nyranthia July 26, 2016

Said the alter boy to the priest 

The catholic-friendly version of "that's what she said." Used to change an innocent statement into a sexual bombshell.

*As your best friend's ice cream cones melts*

Friend 1: "Oh man, it's dripping all over my hands."

Friend 2: "Said the alter boy to the priest!"

Friend 1: "Ick!"

Said the alter boy to the priest by Ecclese September 11, 2011

The Alter Boy

Sexual Act:
This is when your girlfriend gets behind with a strap on and fucks you up
the ass, while you jerk off. Then you kneel in front of her and suck the
dildo clean. You are so embarrassed by this act that you never speak of it
again and end up in therapy for years.

The Alter Boy by Psychonaut May 7, 2003

The Thirsty Alter-boy 

The man kneels and faces the women standing upward. After severe tounge action to the vagina the woman will release love juice in his face.

"Man, Me and Sheila were at it again last night and i gave her The Thirsty Alter-boy when she stood up to get dressed and it got really messy."

"You sure as hell better have showered after that one!"

The Thirsty Alter-boy by Johnny Dingman July 16, 2007

warming up the altarboy's supper 

the act of masturbation.

the priest was doing god's work when he was warming up the altarboy's supper.

warming up the altarboy's supper by tbod February 25, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022