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The Trident 

3 Guys stand shoulder shoulder. Then a Girl (or guy) starts blowing one guy while using their other 2 hands to jerk off the other 2 guys. Thus her head and hands form a trident.
If you all want to be pleasured at once, I can use the trident on you guys

Me and my buddies triple teamed this girl last night. She tridented us (past tense)
The Trident by thenextfatguy June 15, 2022

The Trident 

The Trident is another penile term, such as the brain and batwing. The trident is when you make three points with your two testicles and penis. You take one hand and raise up everything under from under your scrotum making sure there are 3 distinguished points.
He pulled off the best one, the Trident.
The Trident by gregjamesjason November 5, 2010

The Trident 

Similar to Two in the pink one in the stink but on a girl with 2 vaginas. Thumb in the first vagina, middle finger in the second vagina and pinky finger in the stinker.
Last night Jeremy gave me the trident and I loved it.
The Trident by Ben-jammin’ August 23, 2019

The Trident, Spear of Brosiden 

Duct-taping 3 Bro's Penises together and having all three charge at one orifice while singing "Under the Sea" from the popular Disney film The Little Mermaid because "Everythings better down where it's wetter."
Joey: We gave that Bitch The Trident, Spear of Brosiden. Bitches Love the Trident, Spear of Brosiden.

Devon: Everything's Better Down Where It's Wetter!

The Forbidden Trident

When a girl farts, quiefs, and pees at the same time.
Did you hear Susie in the bathroom? I think she just made the forbidden trident.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026