the tim

Giant toaster oven which produces excessively large pieces of toast.

If Mexico had the tim, the world wouldn't be hungry.

by mr wax man August 4, 2004

The Tim

massive dick; rediculously large cock

my god your tim makes me wanna drop my pants and just get on you as fast as a jackrabbit on hot coles

by sherry wine June 5, 2005

The Tim

A unique position for the ubiquitous butt selfie that utilizes the bathroom mirror with which the user turns away from to catch a mirror selfie of his ass.

Brianna started a new booty thread and all the guys are doing “The Tim” now.

by Minxxx December 13, 2018

The Tim walrus

This is a sexuall act in which an obese man lays on top of a woman without holding himself up allowing all of his body weight to smother her, he then proceeds to fuck her while she fights for air. To complete the walrus you must make the necessary grunting noises similar to a walrus. Please note when finished you should check for signs of life.

Optional: This can also be done during anal, known as the reverse walrus, clapping like a walrus is also acceptable

"Did you hear what happened to Pam? She got the tim walrus and died of asphyxiation"

by uknowulikeit April 27, 2010

The Tim McGraw Effect

The Tim McGraw effect takes place whenever you associate a certain thing with a past lover. Usually this occurs because it was an interest/passion of said person. Comes from the Taylor Swift song “Tim McGraw” where she sings the line “when you hear Tim McGraw, I hope you think of me”.

“Bro every time I hear a Nicki Minaj Song I think of Brittney. She would always play her music in the car.”

“Yeah—its the Tim McGraw Effect”

by Nicki is my idol January 30, 2021

The Tim Effect

When a supremely smart, intelligent, and competent individual underestimates their own proficiency and intelligence. The opposite of the Jenny Effect

It's so sad that Ivan is often a victim of the Tim Effect; if only he could see how intelligent he really is!

by GodAlmightyAKAMML September 14, 2010

The Tim Hightower

When you put a stool directly in front of the toilet then proceed to hover your ass over the toilet and drop heat.

"I brought the stool in their bathroom and pulled a Tim Hightower."
or
"I went 4 for 4 on the Tim Hightower"

by S.E.McD. February 17, 2009