The Tiger 

A male sun bathes naked with a flaccid penis. When he receives an erection later, there are paler stripes on the penis that gives an illusion of a tiger. (Spray tan for optimum results.)

B-Weav stroked The Tiger yesterday.

The Tiger by The Tigermaster October 23, 2008

the tiger of Egypt 

A little kid's description of the Sphinx!

When I heard her say the tiger of Egypt, I instantly knew what she meant! How cute!

the tiger of Egypt by Starchylde May 21, 2016

The Tiger Song 

The theme song of the geek squad/wolf pack. Originates from an awesome little movie called The hangover and goes a little something like this:

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras? Or Halle Berry in her cat woman suit? Well don't you worry your pretty striped head we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend doug and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. doug doug doug dougy dougy dougy doug doug. And if he's been murdered my crystal meth tweakers... then we're shit out of luck :P

The Tiger Song is amazing!

The Tiger Song by luckymw1313 December 14, 2010

The Tiger Talk 

Prenuptial pep-talk given by the female partner in a relationship; detailing the dark consequences which will immediately follow any instance of infidelity on the male's part.

"Uh, so Jen and I were out having some Indian last night, when she laid The Tiger Talk right on me"

"Wow! Really?"

"Yeah, it was kinda scary, man. She said that if she ever catches me cheating on her, she's gonna cut my balls right off while I sleep and stuff them down my throat"

"Dude.. ouch!"

The Tiger Talk by subversive_bear December 12, 2009

The tiger woods 

The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.

Verb; Deloris: I'm too tired tonight

Jimmy: that's it, your getting the tiger woods later

The tiger woods by Archibald Meat Pants November 30, 2015

The Tiger Countdown 

When you snort an Ambien, glob a heap of hand sanitzer into your palm, and proceed to fap your meat and cum before, either the Ambien makes you pass out, or the hand sanitizer evaporates.

I almost achieved the Tiger Countdown, bit chafed my taliwhacker instead.

The Tiger Countdown by T- bag August 12, 2019

The tiger woods 

The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.

Verb; Deloris: I'm too tired tonight

Jimmy: that's it, your getting the tiger woods later

The tiger woods by Archibald Meat Pants November 30, 2015