the TUFAWUN

Invented by known J*w Zachariah "TUFAWAN" Reitano (retardo), this unique product often appears on Kenny Burrell guitar backing tracks from the internet. As the name entails the TUFUWAN begiven the user special abilities such as: 36 hours of enhanced performance. It pairs nicely with movements such as "The Four Limbed Jungle Pumper". For maximum effect, there should be two for each person, (2for1), of the TOOFUWAN, you can even take two at once (orally and anally) for four times the effect, also colloquially known as the FOFAWAN.

Isaak: "Hello Fellow J*w Zachariah "TUFAWAN" Reitano (retardo)!"

Zachariah "TUFAWAN" Reitano (retardo): "Ro Sparks: Rapid Dissolving 2-in-1 ED Medication (Sildenafil + Tadalafil) ro.co"

Dylan: "why does my ass hurt"

Nick: "I took the TUFAWON"

Dylan: "Oh bet, lets run the FOFAWON and perform The Four Limbed Jungle Pumper."

Known J*w Zachariah "TUFAWAN" Reitano (retardo): "Dibs on being the pumper!!"
the TUFAWUN

by anonymous August 31, 2025