the Snakening

When your friend turns out to not be who you thought him/her to be, at all, and starts "ssss"-ing like a snake.

Friend A: How could you do this to us?
Friend B: Yea...how?
Snake: Cause I'm a snake??...
Friend C: Ahh...there it is...THE SNAKENING...

the Snakening by flyingz January 31, 2020

The Smokening

An event or series of events that consists of nonstop marijuana smoking. The participants of any said "smokening" will be subject to a forecast of giant kush clouds for the entire duration of the event.

The Smokening of 2017 was said to be one of the dankest times ever recorded. A walking chimney on kushcation from Finland strolled through Copenhagen with visibility at an all time low in the surrounding vicinity and a bomb ass aroma that could be traced for miles. The Smokening continued to hit every major European country in early 2018 bringing an unprecedented layer of haze over each affected city well into Spring.

The Smokening by Detective Dick Sprinkles May 19, 2018

The Snappening

(v)

The act of Thanos snapping his fingers in Infinity War, thus wiping out half of all known existence

Can't we just call Thanos's genocide The Snappening?

The Snappening by MikeyD25 May 6, 2019

The Suckening 

When your day is going too well and all of a sudden you get succed out of no where.

Ugh, there it is again - the suckening

The Suckening by Wen_yew_nut November 27, 2018

the snappening

The leak of > 200.000 pictures and videos from Snapchat, in late 2014. "The Snappening" is believed to be a collection of snaps, collected by third party app's, that were able to save the non saverable content, sent through Snapchat.

- Hi bro. Did you see the pictures in "the snappening"?

- Yeah man. There were many pictures of my junk, but luckily none of them with my face on.

the snappening by Shase October 13, 2014

Snaking the Charmer 

"Snaking the Charmer" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. To Snake the Charmer coil your cobra in the basket and mesmerize her with the song of your skin flute.

...and Maliha exclaimed, "Lo, behold! For the beast has turned its song upon the player...he is Snaking the Charmer!"

Snaking the Charmer by boatbutter March 27, 2008

Snaking the pipe 

Sex. Done. Defined.

It's putting a penis into a vagina, and doing the job.

Person 1: Hey how did you and Jenna's date go?
Person 2: Man, you don't even know. She let me snake her pipe!
Person 1: You're excited that you helped her with her plumbing?
Person 2: No! I mean we had sex.
Person 1: *slow claps* I get it. You were snaking the pipe *wink*

Snaking the pipe by the one with the stuff September 28, 2015