The Scott

When you can only have sex in a bed in the missionary position.

Man A: "did you get laid last night?"
Man B: "yeah but she only let me do The Scott"
Man A: "damn dude that sucks!"

by *Deadly*Sin* June 6, 2017

The Scott

when someone is ridiculously insanely out of this world oh my god there is no other word for how funny that was. He rocks the covers.

Dude. That was so scott. I almost peed my pants.



He's so scottish. Hes on my top 10 funniest list.

by Sarah Grace May 2, 2005

the scott

When you're at a convention or buisness event and randomly drop your business card at everybody's booth for free publicity and in all likelihood pissing off people.

I can't believe that guy's totally pulling "the Scott". I saw him drop his business card at every table along this isle

by Cpt Dave 210 January 1, 2017

The Scott

A courtship move where a man takes a woman he just met to a strip club, orders a couples lap dance, and then starts aggressively making out with her before taking her back to his place for sexual relations.

They are really hitting it off, I wouldn't be surprised if he went for "The Scott."

by boommmmmmmm August 29, 2016

the scott

When you get your friends girlfriend so high on his birthday that she pukes and passes out. Making him unable to get laid. The worst cock block ever.

the scott gave emma a bong rip. she pukes,passes out. her boyfriend arrrives and when he sees whats going on he says "dude! whyd you do that? now i cant get laid. dude. that was the worst cock block ever."

by thank god that wasnt my girlfriend December 15, 2008

The Scott Madden

Standing on a bed with both hands on the ceiling while thrusting the hips in order to throat fuck a girl.

“I Scott Madden’ed that girl last night.”
“Please teach me the Scott Madden bro.”

by ChoomahSupreme May 6, 2019

The Scott Popsicle Test

The Scott Popsicle Test is a test in which a man measures his penis concerning the gag reflex via a popsicle. The aforementioned popsicle must be long enough to induce the gag reflex. If the length of the penis surpasses or matches the popsicle, it means that it has passed the popsicle test. Thus, you can gag someone with that shlong!

Sure, it's big enough, but did it pass the Scott Popsicle Test?

by Danny2242 February 13, 2021