The Side

A place in a parallel universe where everyone's keys eventually end up

"Honey, where's my keys?"
"On the side"

by TMB June 17, 2003

The side shuffle

The act of shuffling your feet in a quick manor in order to hide a morning boner. Usualy when the rest of the familys awake, you just turn you back and side shuffle your way to the bathroom.

guy 1- "Dude my parents are always walking down the hall when i wake up with a massive hard on."

guy 2- "So, just tuck it."

guy 1- "Fuck that, its all about the side shuffle now!"

by $ide$huffle$uave69 November 6, 2009

The Side-putter

When a female lays on her side while spreading her legs in the widest v-shape possiable. The male then takes his balls and swings them into the open vagina. Therefore making it a side-putter

I thought this chick was down to fuck, i went to through her the side-putter and she blocked me. This bitch aint no hoe.

by randycort87 January 16, 2015

The Side-to-Side Dance

The act of walking towards another person (Usually of the oppisite sex) until you reach the same point there at. You stop, then move sideways, but they do the same thing. So basically, you end up moving side to side until the other person realizes they have to go the opposite way as they were going before.

Jake: Dude I just had the Side-To-Side dance with Roshell!

Brian: Dude, I HATE when that Happens!

by CabBagel November 4, 2010

The Side House Salad

When you round-house kick your bitch in the pussy then eat her ass.

Ayyy gurl let me side house that salad when you get back from the gym

"The Side House Salad"

by Browntown769 February 11, 2021

the side door

(noun) Taking a poo on one side of the toilet seat, facing the wall. On a 90 degree angle from the regular pooping position (RPP). Usually in desperation, due to skid marks or pubes on either side of the toilet seat.

"I was forced to use the side door because there was shit stains on the front of the toilet seat."
- Joe-fizzle

by ly ly and joe-fizzle February 19, 2009

The Side-Vagina

A large pocket of fat resembling roast beef that resides in close proximity to the vagina. This is located only on the female, occuring in 1 to 100,000,000 people. Some may experience chronic Flatulence, diarrhea, vomiting, and headaches. One major symptom that most experience is a large amount of photography.

I need to take a long shower to cleanse The side-vagina and to prevent further photography

by Whale Anus August 11, 2019