The Picard

A slang term for a Penis. Star Trek the next generations Captain Jean-Luc Picard is given god like status by the Mintakan people who start to refer to him as "The Picard" sounds like a good name for cock, Captain Picard's head is round, bald, and has some hair around the sides..

Tristan. "Hey man are you going to give me some of The Picard soon?"

Denver. "You don't want to make The Picard angry"

Tristan. "Warp speed to Brown town"

The Picard by RollmeOneKenobi September 10, 2013

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Glazing The Picard

Pulling out of a woman and then ejaculating onto the head of a bald guy.

I'm in a polyamorous relationship with this girl and some old guy, and last night we tried Glazing The Picard.

Glazing The Picard by GlungBung January 27, 2020

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The Flying Picard

When you lube up your balled head with Olive Oil then take a running start and stick it up a vagina.

Last night I got my old lady to let me try out The Flying Picard.

The Flying Picard by jesus.son March 18, 2011

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The John Luke Picard

When a drunk girl is getting sick in the bathroom and when she is throwing up in the toilet. you pull her pants down and fuck her from behind. boldly going where no man has gone before!

The John Luke Picard a Mcleod special!

The John Luke Picard by Crusader001 June 17, 2009

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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