The Picard 

A slang term for a Penis. Star Trek the next generations Captain Jean-Luc Picard is given god like status by the Mintakan people who start to refer to him as "The Picard" sounds like a good name for cock, Captain Picard's head is round, bald, and has some hair around the sides..

Tristan. "Hey man are you going to give me some of The Picard soon?"

Denver. "You don't want to make The Picard angry"

Tristan. "Warp speed to Brown town"

The Picard by RollmeOneKenobi September 10, 2013

Glazing The Picard 

Pulling out of a woman and then ejaculating onto the head of a bald guy.

I'm in a polyamorous relationship with this girl and some old guy, and last night we tried Glazing The Picard.

Glazing The Picard by GlungBung January 27, 2020

The Flying Picard 

When you lube up your balled head with Olive Oil then take a running start and stick it up a vagina.

Last night I got my old lady to let me try out The Flying Picard.

The Flying Picard by jesus.son March 18, 2011

The John Luke Picard 

When a drunk girl is getting sick in the bathroom and when she is throwing up in the toilet. you pull her pants down and fuck her from behind. boldly going where no man has gone before!

The John Luke Picard a Mcleod special!

The John Luke Picard by Crusader001 June 17, 2009