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The Palmer

The act of punching someone in the face when times get hard (preferably a member of the female sex)
Yo, in co-ed handball that girl tried to strip the ball from me, so i had to give her The Palmer.
by tray2k April 20, 2006
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The Palmer

1. A young alpha male, always on the search for a suitable mate or hunting for food.

2. Australian for Alpha Male
That 6'6 gentlemen who enjoys: Lord of the Rings, movies, playing guitar, smoking pipes and having a strong GPA is THE PALMER
by Blip42 May 3, 2011
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The palmer squares

The best rapper/stoner duo since pikachu and ash. ... Acumental and Terminal knowledge shit on chitown with there profound bars.
Guy 1: Have you heard term and ac from the Palmer squares spit... ?!
Guy 2: Hell Yeah I just bought my knowledge over swag shirt!
by Lyricisystem June 17, 2012
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The Palmer Method

A scientific theory in the field of gastroenterology in which one repetitively flatulates in lieu of having a bowel movement. While initially criticized in the field, the theory has gained the support of many juggalo scientists and the homeless population world wide.
Hey man, you ate a lot of Taco Bell before we hit the road, do you need to pull over at the next rest stop? Nah man I’m good, I’m using the Palmer Method.
by Jrmack08 November 17, 2022
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The Palmer Catholic Academy

A school located near Seven Ling Ling Station. The school is full of black neggors that go school just to bully a man named mr. Barrett and bully Jesus beard. Although there’s 2 faced pakis and 2 faced (rocket head) or also known as (boner head) Sikh, they attend to the school to laugh at Mr. Newbury Park quart ripple chin even though he left quiet a while ago.
Mr. Agocho sucks 1inch wonders at the Palmer catholic academy
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The Palmer Method

When someone feels like they need to go to the bathroom, but instead fart for 15 minutes to relieve bowel pressure and thus don't need to go anymore.
I had to go so bad on the airplane, but couldn't get up from my seat so I used The Palmer Method
by Mackus December 6, 2022
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The Palmer Introduction

A kind if introduction used to start a conversation with a completely random person.

Usually involves talking loudly near the person about something heroic you "did", before bumping into that person and commenting with statements such as "Oh hey, didn't see you there", or "you didn't just hear that did you?".

Can also be used on the internet, with the excuse of "oh sorry, wrong convo".
The Palmer Introduction in action:

"Yeah, I was awarded key to the city for that, all I really wanted was to make sure the baby was ok."
*BUMP*
"Oh hey, didn't see you there!"

or

"Hey man, did you see how cute that kitten was when I saved from a burning fire?"
*BUMP*
"Oh sorry! Wait you didnt hear that did you?"
by CrazyMofo2468 March 22, 2010
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