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The OJ Simpson 

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A sexual act that takes place, where a male with a black glove fingers an underaged girl during her period. When the bloody glove is used as evidence in court, the defendant pleads innocent and pretends the glove doesn't fit him.
Aw shit, so that girl WASN'T 18? I might have to pull the OJ Simpson on my court date.
The OJ Simpson by Chuck D and Swan October 31, 2009

The OJ Simpson 

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In order to perform the OJ Simpson you must first purchase some extra small gloves. Then you need kill your girlfriend. After that once your in court you must fuck every one of your dead girlfriends family members.
Guy: Yo I just OJ Simpsoned the fuck out of my girlfriend. You know the OJ Simpson
His friend: No way that’s so cool.
The OJ Simpson by IEatCat420 March 8, 2019
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the OJ simpson effect 

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when most people watching the news know a perpetrator is guilty however the jury didn't complete high school or choose to ignore obvious evidence and find him or her not guilty. this usually happens in murder cases
the two most well known people to experience the OJ Simpson effect are OJ Simpson himself and Casey Anthony
the OJ simpson effect by ian223 July 7, 2011
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OJ and the Simpsons 

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A psychedelic/blues jam band from Jacksonville Florida. Consists of 4 badasses with nothing to lose.
"OJ and the Simpsons are fucking badass."
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

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Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
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🤡🫵🏻

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026
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fogey 

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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
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