the morningstar 

When a noble partner ejaculates into a condom, then pushes the sperm to the closed end before tying it the condom off. The young knight then grasps t condom on the open end of the condom. He flails it around his head like a morningstar mace before hitting his partner(s) in the head like a morningstar.

"Kyle was crazy last night at Susan's party. We were getting it on and after he finished he yelled "The Morningstar!!" And hit me in the forehead with his condom.

the morningstar by OsoCafe September 22, 2017

charlie morningstar and the chocolate factory

a mix of a show and a movie

do you want to watch charlie morningstar and the chocolate factory?

charlie morningstar and the chocolate factory by dylanjz2013 December 2, 2025

The Morning Star 

When you’ve been gooning all night in bed and at the crack of dawn you bust a nut across the room, causing the cumshot to hit a window and look like a star in the sky.

Bro 1: “Damn you look really happy today. What’s up?”
Bro 2: “Man I saw The Morning Star today after the wank session.”
Bro 1: “Aight, don’t talk to me anymore bro.”

The Morning Star by Monkey Shagger November 8, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022