The Manlet

The Manlet is a hilariously brilliant trollsome poem penned by the phenomenally formidable 6-foot tall English mathematician, logician, photographer and novelist, the invigoratingly illustrious Charles Lutwidge Dodgson, better known by his notable nom de plume Lewis Carroll. True to the nature of the mental giant and valiant visionary that Lewis Carroll unquestionably was, The Manlet much later kickstarted and inspired the heavily manletism-focused online height enthusiast movement, that still remains universally beloved and enthusiastically active, by for example periodically manifesting itself via the perhaps less elegant but certainly equally eloquent manlet death threads that providentially pervade the internet to this very day. Before tragically dying of pneumonia in 1898 at the age of 65, Lewis Carroll invented a word puzzle game that he called the doublet, no doubt as a final nod to all of the magnificent manmores out there who would inevitably in the future aspire to follow in his colossal footsteps.

Manmore 1: ... and that's how the minuscule manlet boy ended up in the vacuum cleaner bag. By the way, what's your favorite song? Manmore 2: The musical masterpiece Short People by the godlike Randy Newman of course! What's your favorite poem, brah? Manmore 1: The Manlet by the preeminent Lewis Carroll, without a doubt! Manmore 2: Short people got no reason. Manmore 1: Dwarfishly-statured manlets BTFO.

by ManletDepreciator October 8, 2024

manlet of the night

A manlet prostitute who markets his sad and submissive sexual services exclusively to Leather Daddies because obviously no woman is going to pay to have sex with a manlet. The petite and effeminate manlet of the night counter-intuitively plies his lowly trade in broad daylight in front of Lady Foot Lockers, where the sensationally stunted sissy manlet shamelessly prances around wearing nothing but lace panties, high heels and a training bra as he puffs on a Virginia Slims cigarette with both of his tiny, little hands while desperately hoping to earn some quick cash to get his fix of platform shoes and height boosting insoles. The manlet of the night's more affluent clientele can book a derisory and tenth-rate sissy manlet yacht party by inviting multiple manlets of the night to spend the day uselessly floating around in half nutshells in the unfortunate client's outdoor swimming pool while wearing microkinis and high heels as the girlishly giggling manlet boys oil each other up, frolic and play grab-ass like the diminutively elflike fairies that they are.

Sarah: Wow, it's really pouring down today! Hey, what's that scuttling around on the ground over there? Stacy: It appears to be a manlet of the night who has fashioned a used condom into an improvised raincoat. Sarah: Yuck! Manlets are just gross! Stacy: So true. Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 27, 2024

The Manley Threshold

When developing a piece of software, the point at which you would harm yourself should the code be lost for whatever reason.

Can be recognized by the developer themself or by an observer of the developer.

You’re past the Manley Threshold. Is the code backed up? You’d better make sure your code is backed up.

by PatientSpouse December 17, 2020