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The Linda

A Sexual Act or position, where one participant uses a Strap-On Dildo or Vibrator to forcefully and unapologetically penetrate the anus for the punishment of the receiving party and the sexual gratification of neither.
After that disaster of a family get-together where Julie was verbally abused and diminished by Steve’s Mom, Julie couldn’t WAIT to give Steve “The Linda” when they got home!
by FredENute May 31, 2018
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The Linda Experience

When someone drives realy slow, can't take directions and gets lost very easy all while your sitting in the car.
It took us over an hour to get here when it should of only took 30min! You just had the The Linda Experience!
by GMoney52 February 24, 2010
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Give Linda the Dizzies

A 1920's era American code phrase that implies an abortion has been forced on against a woman's will.
I had to give Linda the Dizzies before my wife found out.
by theatomicdon September 26, 2015
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Empress Edna Chloe Linda Brunhilda the First

Empress Edna Chloe Linda Brunhilda the First is the most talented person you will ever meet. She is absolutely perfection and succeeds at everything they do. They are always on time an never EVER late. They always attract people with their FABULOUS looks! Like WOOOOOO MAMA Smooches to you
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The David Lindberg

The act of cooking anything instant or incredibly easy, then putting a sprig of parsley on the side to make it gourmet.
Elzar on Futurama really gave the planet express people the David Lindberg when he served them cup of noodle and sparkling mineral water.
by Jayden McCross July 19, 2011
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