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the ladies

Females. Specifically, all hot females between the ages of consent and milf, collectively.
"That augmentation I got done is a big hit with the ladies."
by moof July 10, 2003
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The Ladies

A term used to refer to the unmeasurable quantity of women that worship and are consumed with lust for daTrevMan.

Origin: Olde English
Trevor hung out with The Ladies last night and got premium service.
by The Ladies July 15, 2004
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The Ladies

The female disciples of Gault, possibly belonging to the Cult Of Gault.
by FTJ_Admin April 14, 2005
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The Ladies Room

A hangout for herbs and virgins looking to e-flirt with desperate women. Contrary to the title "The Ladies Room," 90% of the posters are, in fact, male.

Note: SOHHU veterans do not apply to previous definition
I'm curious what Jane in Arizona had for breakfast today, I think I'll make a thread in The Ladies Room and ask her!!!!111 OMFG I'M HOT!!111
by The Spot March 30, 2005
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what the ladies want

I want you to be sensitive and brave and caring and tough and have a great body and be an intellectual and give me all your money
by pseudonym April 7, 2004
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what the ladies want

Falls into two categories:
1. What the ladies say they want - sensitive, funny guys who won't treat them like shit, cheat on them, or dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.
2. What the ladies ACTUALLY want (or at least those that they pick) - 'hot' guys with a bad reputation (biker, rock star, felon) who will treat them like shit, cheat on them, and dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.
What the ladies NEED is to say one thing and do the SAME thing
by Pete September 7, 2003
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what the ladies want

'Sensitivity' is an overused word; one may do better by calling the ideal male 'sweet' and 'kind' or 'nice.' One thing to note, however, is that women, while they are ultimately the ones who decide with whom they are in a relationship, only decide among what may be considered applicants.

This is where one enters into a conflict. Women want 'sweet' and 'kind' men; however, these men are generally too 'sweet' and 'kind' to actually pursue a comparable girlfriend, because said girlfriend will be simultaneously worried about 'not being good enough' or 'being a bitch' to the 'sweet' and 'kind' male -- and so they manage to dissuade the considerate male, who doesn't want to press the issue with an uncertain girl for fear of being forceful or insensitive.

This is, coincidentally, why assholes or bold males tend to get girls; they are routinely more forceful in pursuing their interests, and so girls are convinced to date them despite that they would prefer other types of males.
(sweet example)
"Bobby, I'd like to -- but I'm really not sure I could give you the sort of attention you deserve. I'd hate to come across as a bitch..."
"Jenny, I wouldn't mind at all; any time would be cherished, but if you think otherwise...."

(arse example)
"Bobby, I'm really not sure. You've got sort of a bad reputation.."
"Don't worry about it, Jenny; y'know how those rumors go. Just try one date. You'll love it."
by dvalin April 11, 2004
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