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The Jason 

Both thumbs up with a smirk up, leaning towards the side.
The Jason
The Jason by RyanLolol January 9, 2009
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the jason 

a mix of rootbeer (about 12 oz) with vodka (1-2 shots), an unlikely combination, but tastes fantastic.. if you like root beer.
have you tried the jason?
yeah, i mixed it with that shitty vodka dubra, but it made dubra drinkable so its all good
the jason by qu October 9, 2005

the jason 

to stick your finger up your ass multiple times a day
you hear about that fruitcake?
yeah dude, he does the jason all the time

The Jason 

The act of getting a girl home for Netflix and Chill, but falling asleep before anything happens.
Ross: "Did you shag that girl last night?"
Gary: "Nah, I pulled The Jason"
The Jason by DlouisD May 21, 2019

The Jason 

When someone is drinking a redbull and puts his erect penis in your face, in the loudest and most obnoxious way possible.
Amanda was reading quietly, when her boyfriend pants less and drinking his redbull did The Jason, and she was very unhappy about it.
The Jason by Spanky888 September 3, 2023

The Jason Effect 

The Jason effect is where you come into contact with a 'Jason' over a period of time and this is when the effects start to kick in.
1. memory loss of important task (temporary)
2. Become lit beyond your imagination
Person: "ohhh shit what was i doing"
Person2: " Your're gooing through the Jason effect right now"
The Jason Effect by TruSparkz December 1, 2017

the jason ate whore 

the man who gets the most ass in the whole fuckin party
P1: Dude that guy pulled a "the Jason ate whore."
P2: Yea I know that is so pimp and cool.
the jason ate whore by Master evil December 17, 2008
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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