The Jason

Both thumbs up with a smirk up, leaning towards the side.

The Jason

by RyanLolol January 10, 2009

The Jason

The act of getting a girl home for Netflix and Chill, but falling asleep before anything happens.

Ross: "Did you shag that girl last night?"
Gary: "Nah, I pulled The Jason"

by DlouisD May 21, 2019

Jason

Jason is a sarcastic person, but when you get to know him he will talk and joke around with you. He is a hopeless romantic that dreads being alone. He calls the woman that he loves beautiful not hot. He makes sure the lucky girl he has in his life is ok at all times. He tries to be a good guy to everyone and is always trying to clear his past.

See that guy right there, that's jason.

by Not Jason Powers October 7, 2018

Jasonism

the act of showing off your 'well exercised right arm' in a battle of an arm wrestle, usually ending up with the 'Jason' as a winner. unless the 'Jason' loses, he/she becomes saltier than the sea.

*arm wrestle commences*
guy 1: why is Jason doing an arm wrestle again?
guy 2: dunno ask him
guy 3: don't bother, it's...Jasonism
*arm wrestle finishes (the 'Jason' wins)*
guy 3: see... Jasonism

by XxAdyssonxX May 30, 2017

jason

jason is the kinda guy who will say he doesn't care but he's actually the one who cares the most. jason is so smart and he's so confident and he knows it, which makes him even more attractive. he has beautiful blue eyes, and precious brown floppy hair. jason is just overall adorable. he doesn't love often but when he does he loves hard. jason is so special and makes me very happy, he makes everyone happy. his smile can light up the whole world. every girl wants jason, but jason only ever wants one. jason is so awesome, if you're ever lucky enough to get him, keep him. give him the world, he deserves it :)

I wish jason would look at me the way i look at him.

by noodlesaregoof November 24, 2020

Jason

The man of my dreams. He's unlike any other. People who don't know him are easy captivated by him. He brings calmness to his surroundings. The best friend anyone could ask for. Listens to you. Never judges you instead challenges you to be a better person. He shows love in everything he does. Slow to love and very guarded with his heart. Loyal beyond words. What he says he will do. He is protective of his family and friends. Most of all whoever becomes his wife will be one lucky woman

Ann-Who is that guy?
Joe- That is Jason.
Ann- I want to be his gf.

by Swtksss October 14, 2013

Jasonic

1.) Awesome, Hardcore
2.) Probably the heaviest bassist ever to live

Did you see that guy explode into a million pieces? That was Jasonic fer sure!

by Paul Revitero December 19, 2009