"Beefing, leaving behind cream, Not even peeping that I was leaking, Won't see the precinct just got a recent case beaten, Still The Jakes are creeping, Keep the ruger peeling who's squealing...
by Ryan Nash August 4, 2007
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Imma put a hole in your f*cking back if I catch you talking to the f*cking jakes
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Shit man, it’s the jakes
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Shit man, it’s the jakes
by donteverplayyourself January 25, 2021
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Dude! I saw The Jakes last night. They told me to "Just dance, bitch" and I couldn't help it, I just DANCED!
by The Jakes May 17, 2006
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Get the The Jakes mug.The battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons is where every single person on this planet named Jake, Josh, and Dunkon fight to the death (Not literally, only with paintball guns) and whichever Jake, Dunkon, and Josh is standing wins. This will take place on April 24th, officially replacing National Rape Day!
Josh1:Dude, today is The Battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons!
Josh2: Relax, Josh. You’ll be fine.
Josh1: But dude... your name is Josh too...
Josh2: .....fuk
Josh2: Relax, Josh. You’ll be fine.
Josh1: But dude... your name is Josh too...
Josh2: .....fuk
by BUG_GUTZ April 22, 2021
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