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The Jakes

Another word for the police, similar in use to the cops or the fuzz. Popular in use in north east England

Imma put a hole in your f*cking back if I catch you talking to the f*cking jakes
OR
Shit man, it’s the jakes

The opposite of a catfish, a girl who doesn’t look great on photos or selfies but amazing in real life

Guy 1: yo Jade followed me on ig, I don’t think she’s all that
Guy 2: trust me man, she’s an angelfish