Skip to main content

the joke 

a doctrine directed towards the legendary guys group of peace, it was written within minutes with the genius and corrupted mind of lehman, one of the creators of the acid joke, its a 16 page book about the journey of a lawnmower, turkey, and mailbox, and a jew, a birchfuck, and bubookachluck. hilarious story, there is only two existing files and no chance of reproduction, the synch was lost a long time ago.
we are the only ones who have read the joke.
the joke by imamonster December 30, 2007
Words you can keep

the joke 

the joke by thejokemaster November 22, 2019

The Joke Fellowship 

The fusing of two joke companions to create an infallible team. It is their destiny to carry the joking world to places it has never seen and places it will never see again...
"The Joke Fellowship is the greatest partnership since McCartney and Lennon"

the joke's on you 

the slogan used on the tshirt ads on this sight.
the funny tshirts on the ads have the slogan the joke's on you.
the joke's on you by eazy-x February 13, 2008

The Joke Police 

A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.

Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.

Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.

So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
The Joke Police by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020

the joke is 

"his meaningless little life deserves to be extinguished in the most grandiose way conceivable. gosh i'm so darn edgy."
see the joke is

in on the joke 

Knows the secret of something
If I'm planning to throw a suprise party for one of my friend's birthday. He is the only one who's NOT in on the joke about the party.

(Special thanks to one of my Canadian friend)
in on the joke by Gunhyoung August 18, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
Next