The John 

The John is another informal name for 'the toilet'.

Sarah ran straight to the John after their long trip.

The John by Rbs January 27, 2005

The John 

Another name for a toilet. Other names include the porcelain throne, the potty, the chambers, and of course, the toilet.

"Whelp, I drank a liter of Mountain Dew today I better go use the john!"

The John by I'mNotGoth May 30, 2016

The John 

An alcoholic drink made from combining diet coke with cheap tequila. The name refers to the taste, similar to toilet water.

I passed out in a puddle of vomit because I was drinking the Johns all night.

The John by Don Lemmings October 24, 2017

the john 

the act of never getting laid

I got the john last night....fuck

the john by shankler June 4, 2007

The John 

Shainas one and only love bird! John the man.

Shaina:"I love you John you sexy beast you!"
John: "I love you more you sex muffin you!"
Shaina:"No I love you more you wild man!"

Alright thats enough of that. I'm sure you get the point.

The John by GeussWho February 21, 2005

The John Scale 

The scale from 1-10 for rating a girl on which personality is the judging criteria.

Such features include whether the girl is nice/fun/funny/sporty etc.
The ratings on the John Scale will depend on each individual's view of their ideal girl.

Person 1:- "Mate, she's only a 5 out of 10!"

Person 2:- "Yeah but she's a solid 9 on the John Scale!"

The John Scale by JammaJ64 December 22, 2013

The John Frost School 

A shitty school in Newport with a "strict" bullying policy they don't act on. Students mess around in most lessons and the teachers don't seem to care much.
Forced students to take down a video that showed the school in a realistic light rather than the over the top positive way. The school then punished the students harshly

Person 1: Hey what school do you go to?
Person 2: The John Frost School
Person 1: Oh, the shitty one in Newport?
Person 2: Yeah that one

The John Frost School by GhostRiddler June 30, 2019