the fart 

the fart is when you the fart

I'm going the fart

the fart by 10 big hot men having sex January 16, 2021

The Fart Test 

The fart test is a test of the closeness of one's relationship to another. If one is comfortable farting in front of others it means that they are close to that person and they have a good relationship with one another.You can tell how close you are with another depending if you hold in a fart around them or if you let it out without giving a shit.

The Fart Test can distinguish the relationship between two people such as
gfs farting in front of the bfs
best friends farting in front of one another

The Fart Test by tootinme January 4, 2011

the fart button

A REALLY annoying Advertisiment that just annoys everyone. I will take you to some spam site which will sell your details to Ask.com (ohhh, who said that) who sell it to the mafia. It is god damn useless and would rather be a daddy longlegs.

"The Fart Button, Press it, You know you want to", "P.S. You details may be sold and your accounts content's empied" Text Magnified by 3000 times.

the fart button by James Cunningham November 2, 2007

The fart of the deal 

When a group of people take a good deal and make it stink by their irrationality.

" I heard the Paris climate Accord amounted to nothing more than America sending trillions of dollars overseas to other nations."

" America also would have had to reduce your carbon footprint but China and India didn't have to do anything about it and they're the biggest offenders. "
" I also heard that if every nation completely complied that in the next 100 years we could hope that the temperature may drop by .02 degrees."
" Yeah it's a good thing Trump pulled us out of it let's look for a better deal something that really helps the environment ."
"So many are acting like it's the end of the world the way they talk."
' That's the fart of the deal!"

The fart of the deal by Gregaroidson. June 11, 2017

the fart & flour test

n. A simple test to rank the obesity of others.

(Upon observation of a really fat bastard)
"Geeez. You wouldn't want her to fart in your last pound of flour"

the fart & flour test by brad July 21, 2003

The fart wall 

A fart wall is when you and your best friend don't fart in front of each other because its 'embarrassing' However if you do fart in front of each other you have broken the fart wall.

Person 1- I'm going to fart so ill mute the facetime.
Person 2-No don't if you fart in front of me we will break the fart wall!

The fart wall by Gertrude The quaking goat. July 7, 2018

The fart box flamethrower

When a girls anus releases gas and then you inhale it and blow it out your mouth with a lighter in front and you create a flamethrower

Dude did you hear about that trick James did to Taylor at the party
No what did he do
He did the fart box flamethrower

The fart box flamethrower by Harrycock69boobsupremeleaderœ December 23, 2018