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The Crimson Fucker 

@The Crimson Fuckr is my alias. Yes I am a Fuckmothering VAMPIRE and yes I did shoot Edward 37 times!!! You're welcome Team Jacob. On second thought GO suck, er... I mean...fund...my big throbbing vampire dick and support it's official release?

Bty user called Father ALEXANDER Anderson (who is also Irish)! You forgot to make a new definition for little Timmy who is still (unsurprisingly) glued to your crotch ya Catholic fuckbucket.
Me : Is it that time of the month already? Weeell, I was wondering if you ever heard of The Crimson Fucker cleaning & pleasure services? The fuckmothering definition of classy!
40 year old Team Jacob Chick (blushing in embarrassed outrage) : AGH Wha--
Me : OOH I AM SO NOT YO MOTHA LAST NIGHT! BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM (exactly 37 times, count if you like)
The Crimson Fucker by Nemortul November 15, 2019

thecrimsonfucker 

I'm a fuckmothering vampire I have killed a lot of people to earn this title and I demand to be called as such

# thecrimsonfucker
#bicheslovecannons
Yes I fucked the fear turkey

# thecrimsonfucker

thecrimsonfucker 

I'm a fuckmothering vampire I have killed a lot of people to earn this title and I demand to be called as such

# thecrimsonfucker
#bicheslovecannons
Yes I fucked the fear turkey

# thecrimsonfucker
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