The Crawford

When someone puts their finger in a girls bootyhole and upon retraction of the finger discovers remnants from the inside, puts a beauty mark print of dookie on the girls face, leaving a Cindy Crawford-like mark on her face.

I totally gave that fat slut Ashlee The Crawford after I she asked me to finger her asshole last night.

The Crawford by T_Lex April 19, 2010

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The Crawford

During the act of sex. The women is face down ass up. The Male puts both hands on her rear and spreads her ass check as far as humanly possible

Hey man you won't believe it. I gave her the Crawford last night. She could barely walk the next day.

The Crawford by ACE POUNDER November 9, 2018

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The cindy crawford

The cindy Crawford is when ur done with anal and u flick ur feces on her upper lip

When your all done fucking whichever skanky ass whore in the asshole then continue to slide your throbbing cock out of her poopshoot then notice you have shit on the tip of your dick so you have her look back at you and as she looks in your eyes you flip that little pebble of a turd on her upper lip resembling the cindy Crawford.

The cindy crawford by Filthydeertay October 20, 2019

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The Patty Crawford

The Patty Crawford is when a male/female puts the pole end of his/her tennis racket in their asshole and spank his/her partner with the other end of the tennis racket. This must be performed naked.

Damn last night i was crazy! Zack and I did The Patty Crawford.

The Patty Crawford by Rumple Rose Stillskin March 20, 2010

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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