The Crawford

When someone puts their finger in a girls bootyhole and upon retraction of the finger discovers remnants from the inside, puts a beauty mark print of dookie on the girls face, leaving a Cindy Crawford-like mark on her face.

I totally gave that fat slut Ashlee The Crawford after I she asked me to finger her asshole last night.

The Crawford by T_Lex April 19, 2010

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The Crawford

During the act of sex. The women is face down ass up. The Male puts both hands on her rear and spreads her ass check as far as humanly possible

Hey man you won't believe it. I gave her the Crawford last night. She could barely walk the next day.

The Crawford by ACE POUNDER November 9, 2018

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The cindy crawford

The cindy Crawford is when ur done with anal and u flick ur feces on her upper lip

When your all done fucking whichever skanky ass whore in the asshole then continue to slide your throbbing cock out of her poopshoot then notice you have shit on the tip of your dick so you have her look back at you and as she looks in your eyes you flip that little pebble of a turd on her upper lip resembling the cindy Crawford.

The cindy crawford by Filthydeertay October 20, 2019

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The Patty Crawford

The Patty Crawford is when a male/female puts the pole end of his/her tennis racket in their asshole and spank his/her partner with the other end of the tennis racket. This must be performed naked.

Damn last night i was crazy! Zack and I did The Patty Crawford.

The Patty Crawford by Rumple Rose Stillskin March 20, 2010

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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