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The Crawford 

When someone puts their finger in a girls bootyhole and upon retraction of the finger discovers remnants from the inside, puts a beauty mark print of dookie on the girls face, leaving a Cindy Crawford-like mark on her face.
I totally gave that fat slut Ashlee The Crawford after I she asked me to finger her asshole last night.
The Crawford by T_Lex April 19, 2010
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The Crawford 

During the act of sex. The women is face down ass up. The Male puts both hands on her rear and spreads her ass check as far as humanly possible
Hey man you won't believe it. I gave her the Crawford last night. She could barely walk the next day.
The Crawford by ACE POUNDER November 9, 2018

The cindy crawford 

The cindy Crawford is when ur done with anal and u flick ur feces on her upper lip
When your all done fucking whichever skanky ass whore in the asshole then continue to slide your throbbing cock out of her poopshoot then notice you have shit on the tip of your dick so you have her look back at you and as she looks in your eyes you flip that little pebble of a turd on her upper lip resembling the cindy Crawford.

The Patty Crawford 

The Patty Crawford is when a male/female puts the pole end of his/her tennis racket in their asshole and spank his/her partner with the other end of the tennis racket. This must be performed naked.
Damn last night i was crazy! Zack and I did The Patty Crawford.

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026