The Cheeze

The cheeze is a term used to describe something as awesome; interchangeable with the shit or the shiz

Laura: "Do you know Harry?"
Kenzie: "Hells yeah! He is the cheeze!"

by bucketchicken August 7, 2009

DIRTY FROM THE CHEEZE

SOME ONE WHO GOES ON A BINGE OF DRUGS AND ALCOHOL.

IS RON STILL DOING THAT SHIT?
MAN, THAT BROTHER IS DIRTY FROM THE CHEEZE

by ED "MOFO" RO August 23, 2011

squeeze the cream cheeze

To shit yourself, either purpasely or accidently.

-Did you fuckin' squeeze the cheeze?
-Worse.
-Squeeze the cream cheeze.
-Yeah, let's get the fuck outa here, man.
-You go, I ain't goin' anywhere with you when you smell like shit.

by M. D. Fluppy June 22, 2007

the real cheeze

A fucking good person who is really good at Fucking your girlfriend

The real Cheeze stole your lady

by BraesonK the cheeze October 5, 2016

the cheese off my cock

An insult and the ultimate comeback to belittle someone who has just belittled you.
Can be used to end a verbal argument, but can lead to a fist fight.

Reporter: Just answer the question!
Trump: Don’t talk to me that way, you’re just a light weight.
Reporter: And you're the cheese off my cock.

by de-pube February 2, 2021

cut the cheese

1. (Literally) to cut cheese up into smaller pieces, like slices.
2. American and Canadian term, meaning to fart.

'Who cut the cheese? Who cut the cheese? I ask you please, did you cut the cheese? I'm not adverse to learning, tell me why my eyes are burning? Who cut the cheese?' - Two and a Half Men.

by Online Fan November 19, 2016

The Cheese of Truth

The slice of cheese which hath graced us with the knowledge that “Immigrants cause cancer”

“The Cheese of Truth” Immigrants cause Cancer

by Nick_vlam May 15, 2018