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The Carp

While getting fellatio, sitting at the edge of any body of water, the giver (who is neck deep in water) deepthroats, puts their hands on their cheeks like gills, and stares at receiver with as big of eyes as possible.
I caught the carp in the poolroom.
by Leotard VonTearenhausen December 13, 2024
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Stabbing the carp

Everyone could tell when they walked in the room Summer had been stabbing the carp...fish was in the air.
by Knot consensual November 1, 2023
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curtains match the carpet

when a chicks hair (on her head) is the same color as her hair on her pussy.
Damn! That is one hot redhead! I wonder if the curtains match the carpet.
by OnE LoVe September 1, 2003
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Have the carpenters in

To have an erection in ones trousers.

The male equivalent of having the painters in.
Dude, I can't stand up, a hot girl just walked past and now I have the carpenters in.
by c10v3r August 22, 2011
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under the carpet

When someone is very obviously and flamboyantly gay, but they completely deny any homosexual tendencies. Just like if a person were to hide under a carpet, it's very obvious that they are hiding and are doing a completely insufficient job. They are fooling no one.
Gay: "So, I heard you are gay..."
Under the Carpet: "Nooo! Why would you think that. I like

womennnn."
Gay: "Bi?"
Under the Carpet: "whaAttt?"
Gay: "Don't lie to me. I've heard stories."
Under the Carpet: "Whaaat?! Noooo. Nu-uhhh."
Gay: "Oh come onnnnn, you are so gay!"
Under the Carpet: "y....N....no..."
by theknownunknown October 8, 2009
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Mop the Carpet

The sexual act of ejaculating onto a females pubic hair, then proceeding to spread it around with your penis.
Andrea let Grant mop the carpet for her last night.
by magicmike11 February 25, 2014
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Does the carpet match the drapes?

A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.
"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"
by bubba May 5, 2004
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