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When you gotta shit so bad it feels like you're about to give birth to the antichrist.
Derived from a sub comic in issue 3 of Johnny The Homicidal Maniac.
(Gocheck the comic out, it is fucked up on so many levels and it's made by the creator of Invader Zim, which is fitting)
Christ is a virus that is stored within the meaning of all things... And every so often the planets will align and it will hijack one of the Meat Gundams and throw the world into disorder... And it happens perpetually and they can't quite figure out why... Because they are just miming a morality, the meaning of which, they do not fully understand... Where is it hiding? Why does it keep coming back? So, they try to recreate the conditions under which it spawns... But their words are little more than air... And what they are trying to find, they cannot see... For they are the blind who are leading the blind...
Hym "And thus, The Manufactured Christvs The Manual Anti-Christ."
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).