The Alan Jackson

noun; Scenario when you are with a girl about to hook up and she says she's not ready. This is promptly followed by settling for a burger and/or grape snow cone and dropping said girl off early at her house.

"Dude, I was about to get it in with Clarissa last night after the movie when she pulled The Alan Jackson...I was so mad! I was willing, but she wasn't ready."

by moliver130 January 8, 2011

Alan Jackson

A good friend of Mr Hughes, who does not take children's shoes but does the G-Mod Sexy Dance.

Jude: Hey Louis, do the Sexy Dance.
Louis: I can't. I'm not Alan Jackson.

by EltonJohnsSon June 7, 2019