Da smart-alacky remark dat you glibly toss back at your "little
princess/
pumpkin" date's
father when he warns you, "Whatever you do to my daughter, I'll do to you."
Demurely telling your new gal's dad, "That's fine --- I'm
bi" may indeed be sarcastically amusing by implying dat you would actually ENJOY having said paternal dude make you "take it up da
bum", but said remark could also "backfire" (
pun not intended, but it works well here!), especially if dat
family is of the conservative-minded variety... even if they don't truly believe dat you actually meant it, they may still be highly offended at da flippant "either/or" sexual reference, and so the girl may no longer wish to date you, and her
parents may not want their precious Miss Vulnerable to be hanging around with "some foul-mouthed/coarse-minded dude" like you.