Noun: a fart that was meant to be silent, but after release results in immediate mortification and humiliation by the party involved.
My wife and were quietly in bed when she released a dread fart and I couldn't stop laughing.
by Toyboy78 July 21, 2022
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A FART SMELLER is often mistaken as a Smart Feller or a Smart Speller. The difference is that a Fart Smeller also smells farts.
That a-hole is such a Fart Smeller and always gets a 100 on the spelling exams!!!
by Dr. Real Nasty March 5, 2023
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"I thought I needed to do a dump, but instead i just did a fart" "Man you've just done a royal fart!"
by cuntboy327 February 27, 2015
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Similar to a roundhouse kick expect in bed, when you’re all worn out. All of a sudden your right leg gets a burst of energy launching your right knee into the air projecting gas which delivers a final blow to your blanket before a deep slumber.
Shrek: oi Fiona!
Fiona: shrek!
Shrek: HIT THIS REAL QUICK! IT’S CALLED THE ROUNDHOUSE FART.
Fiona: These are what the locals use as a useful hallucigenic.
by Dr Bunnyboy March 12, 2022
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a brief mental blank when attempting to pick out an outfit, complete forgetfulness of one's own ability to put an outfit together without mental strain.
I've been looking through my closet for hours and I still can't find anything to wear - I'm having a total fashion brain fart!
by misslaurendeane November 29, 2021
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The best way to show dominance to those bitches who need to be put down in their place!
Wife: Hubby pls take out the trash
Hubby: But you are so heavy

fart in face
by Petrus / Milbo January 28, 2018
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When 4 or more people surround someone, bend over, and take turns farting on them - in a clockwise order. (Counter clockwise would be the Australian Fart Tornado)
Oh man, I'm going to get back at Joseph for eating my sandwich, I am getting my crew and we will give him a Fart Tornado!
by Bungleism July 27, 2022
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